Pico calls me up to tell me that he had sex with a fat girl that he met on Myspace. I tried to cheer him up by saying that at least he got his rocks off or whatever, and he said that he did but reluctantly.
Pico: It's like if you're returning a movie to the video store after hours and you reach your hand in the slot, but then you change your mind and decide not to drop the video, so then you just start jerking your arm back and fourth trying to get it out, but you know that you are not going to get your arm out of that drop slot unless you drop the video. And so finally, you just...drop it. And you feel terrible.
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