I'm checking out at the grocery store (Stater's, of course) and the manager is the guy who was my TA in my 10th grade science class. He's always sort of hit on me, but never admitted it.
Anyway, so as I was checking out today he came over and started talking to me.
Jessie: So yeah, David's final interview with CHP is Monday, so if this goes well he could be leaving in June.
Him: Awesome, so then you'll be making MONEY, heh?
Jessie: Yeah, but I'll be all alone.
Him: Not if I'm there...
Jessie: What?
Him: Ah ha ha kay have a good day now Jess ah ha ha ha...
smooooooooth
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