David and I are lying in bed holding hands.
David: This is weird. It's like that scene in Titanic where the old couple is holding hands in bed as the water is drowning them. Like, shouldn't they be fucking?
Jessie: No, because they're going to go meet Jesus. It's not appropriate to be fucking when you're going to meet Jesus.
David: Well at least they could be kissing! Jesus kisses!
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