Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Overheard Outside Of Dress Barn

There's a very skinny man-boy wearing very skinny jeans and a Lucky brand shirt. He's walking with a girl who is dressed as well as he is.

Man-Boy with Girl Voice outside of Dress Barn: *scoffs* Okay, if I were a woman? And god willing someday I will be? I? Would not want to shop at a "Dress BARN," like that wouldn't make me feel sexy? It's like, am I a cow or something?

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