Waste And Shampoo

Two today...

David: That's a waste of a Mazda.

And...

Pico: So there was this guy who got kicked out of the Marines for cumming into bottles and tasting it. He had bottles of cum everywhere, in his locker, under his bed, all over the place. I'm thinking I want to go into the shampoo business so I can cum into the bottles and sell it to people.

Jessie: Dude, why go into the shampoo business? Just work at Rite Aid, you can do that there.