Monday, May 4, 2009

A Grasshopper Can Kill You

David: Grasshoppers can actually kill you, you have to poison them.

Jessie: What? How do they kill you?

David: They get on your face and totally scratch out your eyes with their legs.

Jessie: lol, no they don't. Where did you hear that?

David: I've had dreams.

Jessie: That's different then.

David: They saw little holes into your eyes.

Jessie: No they don't.

David: They attract you with their magical music legs and then next thing you know you're blind.

1 comment:

  1. grasshoppers can wipe out all vegetation. In Vegas once, they were so thick, they just lined the street and sidewalks, they were everywhere.

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