The Week Has Flown By, And Some Quotes Were Good

1.

Jessie: A Mexican does NOT drip paint. It is a precision instrument.

2.

Ty: He's in jail. A poison jail. Where they spray poison into your butt and then your stomach fills up and then explodes.

3.

Jessie: Eden Fantasys (the site I review sex toys and such for) wants to know why I would be able to provide a better review on this product than the one that is already posted.

Steppy: One word..."pictures."

Determination

Steppy: I'm not creepy, I'm just motivated. Damnit, don't you see that I'm not stalking you? I'm just very, very determined.

What's For Dinner

This was a text conversation.

David: What's for dinner?

Jessie: Spaghetti or pizza or both.

David: Spaghetti plz.

**later**

Jessie: Actually I'm really busy with editing these photos and Stacey is teaching me how to use the camera and stuff. So bring pizza or you can make the spaghetti. Sorry.

David: WELL I NEVER!!!

Jessie: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to get ready for tomorrow.

David: Le SCOFF!

Jessie: Oh shut up or you're gonna be eating cold Ramen noodles out of a dirty mason jar.

David: OMG LMFAO!

Choke It Down

Jessie: Eew, onions.

Steppy: CHOKE IT DOWN! God, I'm sorry, it's all those porno movies I've been watching.

Two From Sally

Sally: I like him but he's from Afghanistan though.

Jessie: What's wrong with that?

Sally: I made a promise to myself, I promised never to do Arabs anymore.


And...


Sally: He's so cute, this guy. I like him but he's so married.

Fair Warning

David: You keep makin' noises like that an eagle's gonna come in here...