Faith And Alcohol

David: (in Steve Irwin accent) Crikey! She's turned back to her faith! Once she goes back to her faith she has a stockpile of whiskey, which is a deadly combination. Once she's got these two elements in her she gets very very righteous and angry, now that is a time when you don't want to bugger around with her when she's righteous and angry.

Steppy Stoned?

I lol'd hard at this one.

David went to have a beer with my neighbor the Marlboro Man, and Steppy's over here basically falling asleep on my couch so I suggest we go find David so Steppy can leave (since I don't want to be all lonely.) We get over there and they're all chillin' out, maxin, relaxin all cool, etc.

Marlboro Man is telling a story, and mid sentence he looks at Steppy and goes "Are you stoned?"

Steppy's like "No, I'm just really really tired, I only slept three hours last night."

"Oh. Well I was gonna offer you some marijuana. You looked stoned!"

Rage

Steppy: Do you see the size of his gut? He internalizes his rage so he can belch it out in flames. Like Godzilla.