The Whole Wonderful Thing

Two today:

David: I'm like a feelings dumpster. And then the teenagers learn to love the dumpster.

And

While sitting in the spa with Willie and Little Red (age 12) part (like 1/3) of my boob fell out and Willie told me, much to the upset of Little Red. Later on...

Willie: You saw her boob huh?

Little Red: Yes I did! I saw the whole wonderful thing!!!

Willie: Did you like it?

Little Red: No.

Willie: Come on dude.

Little Red: Okay YES I DID AND I LOVED IT!

Attention Disorders

Steppy: I have ADD

Willie: I do too.

Steppy: ISN'T IT AWESOME? Wait, what were we talking about before???

Why The Baby Cried

Wade: Do you hear that baby out there? Maybe a dinosaur is just chasing him and he's crying because he can't get away. Oh! He stopped crying. Maybe the dinosaur got him and he just died.

David's Injury

He has this large pink welt on his side, and I asked what happened.

"At work I was trying to hit a donut with a stick...actually it wasn't a stick, it was a broom handle. Anyway I was swinging it around like a ninja warrior and then Ryan threw a donut at me and I tried to hit it but instead I hit myself in the ribs."