Commitment

David: So are we joining a gym or what?

Jessie: Yeah, we have to now. I bought a sports bra. That's serious business. Buying a sports bra is like having a baby with someone.

We both walked away from this conversation very confused.

Car Trouble

David: So my car's in the shop...

Steppy: What's wrong with it?

David: Tranny blew a seal.

Steppy: Yeah but what about the car?

Shanghai Willie

Steppy: We should shanghai Willie. Hand him a drink, he passes out, he wakes up 36 hours later and he has no idea what happened but he finally has his driver's license...from Mexico.

Hawaiian BBQ

David: Hawaiian BBQ, what's that? Like pigs on spics or something?

Jessie: I think...you mean "spits?"