What Would You Do?

Jessie: What would you do if a woman you cared about was giving you head and she suddenly threw up on you? Totally horked on your dong?

Steppy: Well depending on how German I'm feeling that day. If it's one of my good days I'll stop. If it's one of my German days I'll just go at it harder.

Who's Your Daddy?

Willie: You smell good David.

David: It's all the male pheromones in my soap.

Jessie: Eew! Willie likes make pheromones!

David: Yeah, I do to. Sometimes I smell a man and I'm like "Mmm, I wish he was my dad." Wait...is that weird?






Willie: Where should I put your lotion?

Jessie: Over there.

Willie: Awesome. Now I know where to come if I need to jack off.

Jessie: Only if you want your dick to be sparkly. It secretly has glitter in it.

David: Oh cool! Then I could use my dick like a fishing lure! Just get it all sparkly then dangle it over a lady's mouth! I'll be sure to catch one then!

Wade Rages Out

Wade:  I had cotton candy before, do you know where?  At S'mantha's house.  YEAH!  THAT'S WHERE I DID IT, MAMA! THAT'S WHERE!  AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!