Hilarious Quotes From Batman XXX- A Porn Parody

(note that this is NOT a review, just a collection of quotes from the film.)

"Holy Viagra!"
"To the Bat Pole!"
"Eat my dirty asshole, Riddler"
"Did I tell you to speak, Batman?" (said by whore who date rapes him)
"Blow your bat-load in my mouth."
"Is that a Batterang in your pocket or are you just happy to save me, Boy Wonder?"
"FUUUUUUCK MEEEEE!" (the Joker)
"GET DOWN THERE, I'M GOING TO CUM ON YOUR FACES! NOW REMEMBER TO SMILE WHEN YOU TAKE THE LOAD!"
"Holy popshot!"
"Jeepers!" (said by Robin as he fucks Bat Girl, also there may have been a "golly" in there as well.)
"Kill Robin first, I always hated that little fucker!"
"Holy glass jaw Batman!"
"Holy threesome Batman!"
"Cum all over my dirty kitty face."

The end???

Violent!

Willie: Where the fuck is my Sesame Street blanket David, I'm going to cut your penis off if you don't help me find it!

David: Willie, you're violent.

Willie: YOU QUIT SMOKING AND SEE IF YOUR VIOLENT LEVELS DON'T GO UP!

If Only

Willie: David, are you wrapping garlic chicken in bacon? Man, I'd lick your balls if it wasn't so gay.

Alligators

Wade: Ty, do you know what alligators eat? They eat glass.

Ty: They eat fish.

Wade: They eat glass. Look at their teeth. Why eat fish when you can eat glass?