Pickles

David went over to my sister's to do laundry. He also had a hangover from the night before.

David: I found out that the best cure for a hangover is pickles.

Jessie: Did you tell my sister that you have a hangover?

David: No, but I did tell her that I finished off the pickles.

Damnit

Willie is riding his bike shirtless and we get sprayed by sprinklers.

Willie: Damnit, now my muscles are going to glisten.

Doooooooom

David:  Wade, don't eat too much of your brother's sundae, remember there's milk in it and milk hurts your tummy.

Wade:  (looks wide eyed into space with shock)  Sundae of dooooom.  

loltrailertrash

Lady At Recycling Center: You messed up on my ticket, son.

Willie (the recycling center guy): Oh sorry, you're right. Let me fix that for you.

Lady: Well that's all right, I wouldn'ta said nothin' but I need the money for Bingo down at the trailer park.



yee-freaking-haw.