Inflatable Dollar Store Bath Pillow

David:  My god.  It's like a baby catching mit!

A Few I've Saved Up

Jessie:  Sleeping with the fan on helps, huh?

David:  Yeah.  If it wasn't so sharp and moving I'd even cuddle with it.



David:  Mama Bird-Baby Bird

Steppy:  That's how Germans learn!



Steppy (to my pet rabbit):  HA!  Take that you non binocular bastard!  Death from anywhere but the sides!

Weed Trouble

Steppy: They call me Dr. Green Thumb. I can grow ANYTHING in that basement. Except weed...