My niece Ashley comes over to visit and has her three year old with her. He immediately goes into my kids' room and plays. Moments later Ty comes out and says that there's something wrong with Aiden.
Ashley: Oh no, is he playing "Dead And Zombie?" (as she runs to the room)
Us: Um...what?
Ashley returns from handling the situation in the bedroom.
Jessie: What's "Dead And Zombie?"
Ashley: Oh Aiden just sometimes falls on the ground and pretends to die, and then twitches and gets up and chases people around like he's a zombie. Oh but that's not what he was doing. He was pretending to be choking on a spoon.
Us: What the fuck?
Ashley: Yeah, he'll turn himself purple and gag and grasp his throat and everything.
Weird kid or weirdest kid ever?
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