It's Just Freckles

I take a picture of Wade practicing tap dancing in his underwear. 

Willie: Now we've got dirt on him. 

Wade:  No, it's not dirt, it's just freckles.  So you don't have to worry about that.  It looks like dirt, but it's freckles. 

Keyless Entry

Steppy:  I feel like having keyless entry makes me feel like I have arrived as an adult.  Though the fact that I keep chirping it clearly says that I haven't.