Monday, May 30, 2011

Maniac?

Steppy:  People are lucky that I'm generally nice.  Otherwise it would be like "what happened to that square city block?"  "I dunno, it was there yesterday.  I'm not sure how the fire started but I do know how it ended!" 

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Jessie

Jessie:  "Why does this guy want to suck my dick so bad?  Maybe I'll let him."

&

Jessie (to Willie): "It popped up on the side of my Facebook that you like traveling, and I was going to ask you how you could like traveling if you've never been outside of California, but then I remembered that you were born in Virginia and you used to live in Maine, and then also that I was mostly just thinking about myself."

Friday, May 6, 2011

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steppy:  my face wants to make made monkey love to the root beer packets with my tongue.